Short Funny Mothers Day Poems From Kids To Mom

1) Short Funny Mothers Day Poem on Put Up With Me

I'm glad that you're my mother,
kind and caring and strong.
Coz surely no-one else,
Could have put up with me this long!

2) Mothers Day Funny Poem on Dynamite Mother

Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
There is no need
To say I love you.
You already know how I feel
Momma you always taught me
To keep it real.
What you are is really cool and tight
Mom, you’re a Good Times’ DYNAMITE!

3) Very Short Poem for Kids on You're da Bomb!

It's mother's day,
So thank you Mom
You ought to know
That you're da' bomb!

4) Funny Mothers Day Poems about Month of May

For all the diapers
that you changed,
For all the play dates
you arranged.
For all the trips
back and forth to school,
For cleaning all the spit up
and the drool.
Why is there only
one Mother's Day?
You could have at least gotten
the ENTIRE month of May.
Happy Mother's Day Mom!

5) Mothers Day Poetry about Flowers, Wine, or Beer?

Why does Mother's Day,
occur just once each year?
Should we replace,
flowers with beer?
If beer is not civil,
then how about wine.
A couple of glasses,
and mommy will shine.
It's ok to burp,
no need to be serious.
Mother's Day,
is rarely mysterious.
Make sure you treat her,
just like a queen.
When the feast is all done,
serve some caffeine.
Sometimes it's tough,
to think of a gift.
If she's still working,
just take her shift.
Sure you may not,
have all her skills.
She's a true artist,
when it comes to bills.
Show her your love,
and share all your wishes.
Make sure you help,
by washing those dishes.
~AnitaPoems.com

6) Happy Mothers Day Poems for Kids

If I could choose a mother,
I’d choose a mom who’s fun,
Who likes to take me shopping
And won’t stop till we’re done.
I’d choose a mom who listens
When I have things to say,
Who when she sees I’m troubled
Will make the time to stay.
It’s not about baked cookies
(though those are good, it’s true!)
If I could pick and choose a mom,
You know that I’d choose you!
Happy Mother’s Day!
~Denise Rodgers

7) Hilarious Poem For the Mom Who Does Everything

Mom, I know you do the dishes
And I know you cook the food
I know you scrub down all the floors
Even when you're in a bad mood.
And every night you walk the dog
While I'm watching all my shows
On Thursday's you take out the trash
And every spring you wash the windows.
Mom, I know you're sad I'll go someday
And leave you all alone
But right now I'm only 35
So what other place could I call home?
~Anonymous

8) Short Mothers Day Funny Poem in English

I’ve known you since my day of birth,
(perhaps a few months more).
There’s lots of nice things I could tell,
(but I refuse to bore).
You’re smart. You’re great. You’re all the best.
(There’s much more I could say.)
But I can only think of one. . .
It’s Happy Mother’s Day!
by Denise Rodgers
~Denise Rodgers